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Breaking News Local Person: Not Doing What They're Supposed To Gildan Cotton T-Shirt

Regular price $19.20 Sale

The world may be falling apart, but at least it's funny.

Inspired by the absurdity of modern headlines, the Weekly Humorist News Alerts Collection features a growing lineup of hilariously deadpan breaking news designs on premium t-shirts, mugs, and more. Whether you're reporting on missing motivation, meetings that should have been emails, adults who remain unsure what they're doing, or the latest developments in everything somehow getting worse, these fake news alerts deliver real laughs.

Perfect for office survivors, news junkies, cynics, optimists in denial, and anyone who appreciates a good headline joke. Each design looks like it came straight from a cable news ticker covering the most important stories nobody is talking about.

Wear the news. Sip the news. Become the news.



  • Classic Fit
  • 100% Cotton
  • Preshrunk jersey knit
  • Seamless double-needle 7/8" collar
  • Taped neck and shoulders
  • Tear away label
  • Double-needle sleeve and bottom hems
  • Quarter-turned to eliminate center crease
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