APPLE SNIDER — 2026 Wall Calendar
By Rich Sparks
America’s Little Brother Returns… Lazier, Louder & More Lovable Than Ever!
Kick off your year with 12 months of gloriously unproductive brilliance from cartoonist Rich Sparks, the mind behind everyone’s favorite disheveled, underemployed little brother: Apple Snider. Whether he’s oversleeping his way into personal milestones, building a snowman that might technically be a snow-tragedy, or conducting interpretive underwear dances for horrified houseguests, Apple proves—month after month—that effort is overrated and naps are essential.
Drawn in Sparks’ signature scratchy, neurotic, wonderfully handmade style, this full-color wall calendar features a fresh Apple comic for each month, capturing the high art of low ambition with warmth, stupidity, and weird precision.
NEW! Now Featuring Two Weird Holidays Per Month
Because Apple Snider is a man who celebrates life’s true milestones, we’ve packed the calendar with a curated set of delightfully strange but very real holidays. From Buffet Day and Lost Sock Memorial Day to International Sloth Day, Eat Ice Cream for Breakfast Day, and Eggnog Day, each month highlights two actual oddball observances—which Apple would absolutely consider major events.
What’s Inside:
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12 brand-new Apple Snider cartoons (all previously unpublished)
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24 weird but real holidays, spotlighted each month
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A full-year celebration of laziness, snacks, naps, and potato-salad-based confusion
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A perfect gift for comedy fans, cartoon lovers, slackers, siblings, and anyone who’s ever paused their show just to yell that the phone is ringing
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Printed at high quality to preserve every shaky line, scribble, and perfectly imperfect detail of Sparks’ artwork
Why You Need This Calendar:
Because Apple Snider makes you feel better about yourself. No matter how chaotic your year gets, Apple will always be there—sleeping through job searches, shouting helpful criticism from the bathroom window, misplacing his pants, and inventing disaster-based craft projects. It’s a comforting reminder that life is messy… and also funny as hell.
Hang it up. Flip it monthly. Celebrate the weird holidays. Laugh. Repeat.
APPLE SNIDER 2026 — An Apple a month keeps the doctors defunct!
