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Weekly Humorist Magazine: Issue 134

Weekly Humorist Magazine: Issue 134

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CONTENTS
Issue 134

Human Resource Emails Sent to James Bond
by NICOLE HEBDON
Hi everyone. I didn’t want to single anyone out, but it has come to my attention that some agents have been intimate with clients, and targets, and targets’ widows. This is just a reminder that someone cannot consent if they are afraid for their life.

Trump No Longer President? Here’s 50 Things To Stress You Out Instead
by MELISSA ANGELL
Instagram notifying someone when you screenshot their story, Accidentally liking someone’s Instagram photo from six years ago, Accidentally liking your ex’s photo on Instagram from six seconds ago, and more!

Other Face Masks in Marjorie Taylor Greene’s Collection
by LINDSAY HAMEROFF
This is Orwellian’, ‘What Does Orwellian Mean?’, ‘No Really, Can Someone Explain It?’ And more!

Introducing Sedition, a New Hallmark Greeting Card Line!
by KATHY FLANN
Thank you, High School Friend. Thanks for changing the subject when we get dangerously close to discussing current events. I appreciate the reminder to avoid hot-button topics, such as, How are you doing?

Other Crazy QAnon Conspiracy Theories
by KIT LIVELY
Wearing a necklace of gluten around your neck will ward off Democrats. Socialists hold wet t-shirt contents using the tears of Jesus. And more!

Rejected Buzzfeed Questions
by PAUL LANDER
Between Zesty Blood Orange, Ginger Lime, Feisty Cherry Or Twisty Mango, Which New Diet Coke Flavor Would Be Your Stripper Name? And more!

#RevoltingRomComs
JOKE DEPT.
While You Were Seeping, Rotting Hill, How to Lose a Sty in 10 Days, and more!

Cartoons by
Vaughan Tomlinson, Peter Kuper, Bob Eckstein,
& Michael Shaw

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