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Weekly Humorist Magazine: Issue 136

Weekly Humorist Magazine: Issue 136

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CONTENTS
Issue 136

Pandemic Looks for Fashion Week
by TERESA DOUGLAS and CASSIE SOLIDAY
Trendy vaccinations are taking the world by storm. If you’ve got it, this fringe will flaunt it.

8 Public Venmo Exchanges your Subconcious Didn’t Need to Overanalyze Today
by HANNAH BENSON
$42.00 from your therapist to her friend Krista for “cocktails Thursday night” - only two hours after your evening session. Is your stress so damn taxing on your therapist that she simply has no choice but to drink her annoyance away?

Despite the Fact That I Personally Orchestrated His Release From Arkham Asylum, It Is Not My Responsibility as Mayor of Gotham City to Protect Citizens From Mr. Freeze
by BOBBIE ARMSTRONG
Don’t blame me, blame your elected officials. No, not me. Your other elected officials.

Q & Anon- Top Questions From QAnon’s Website FAQ
by KIT LIVELY
Q: Is wiping front to back is the work of Satan and his minions (ie, Liberals). A: If you’re wiping at all, you’re several steps ahead than the vast majority of our members.

I’m Chris Harrison And I Don’t Think It Was Wrong To Celebrate Pro-Slavery Culture All The Way Back In 2018
by JASON GARRAMONE
If this is the reaction I’m getting for my 2021 opinions, it’s a good thing you didn’t hear what I thought way back in 2018.

Moments from Post-Presidential Comedy Careers
by MICHAEL LEONETTI
John F. Kennedy: Seinfeld-type Comic: Ask not what your country can do for you. Ask what’s the deal with the Bay of Pigs?

Who Said It: Theodore Roosevelt or Theodore Roosevelt from Night At The Museum?
by JENNIE EGERDIE
“A great democracy has got to be progressive, or it will soon cease to be neither great nor a democracy.” “I’m made of wax, Larry.”

Finally, Other Presidents Trending on Twitter on President’s Day
by JESSICA DELFINO and BOB ECKSTEIN
Doing terrible with @weightwatchers points this week. @WilliamTaft Most. Boring. Impeachment. Ever. @DickNixon #Watergate and more!

#ColdCandy
JOKE DEPT.
Nippies, 3 Frosketeers, Mike & Ice, and more #ColdCandy on this week’s trending joke game!

Cartoons by
Meg Richardson, Jake Goldwasser, David Ostow & Dan Salomon


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