Weekly Humorist Magazine: Issue 208
Amendments to Your Wedding Guest List From Your Mom
by MICHAEL LEONETTI and CASSIE SOLIDAY
Remove: The Caterers You’ve Hired: Tell them they won’t be needed, or welcome. Your Nonna said she would take care of all the food and that a family meal would be her wedding gift. She’ll unfortunately be stirring the gravy during your ceremony, so you’ll have to get married again at a later date for her to watch.
Reasons That I’m Not Coming To Your Baby Shower
by KIT LIVELY
You're not having a baby; you're considering maybe buying an iguana when you get your tax refund next year.
O Captain Crunch, My Captain Crunch And 9 Other Corporate Naming Rights Suggestions for Great Works Of Poetry
by PAUL LANDER
The Love Song of J. Crew Alfred Prufrock - TS Eliot, The Charge of the Bud Light Brigade – Alfred Lord Tennyson, Caged Bird’s Eye Frozen Dinners – Maya Angelou
Doesn’t My Stupid Ass Grandma Know About Inflation?
by ADAM DIETZ
Despite my Grandma’s success, everlasting legacy, and laundry list of accomplishments, her dumbass has been ignoring the fundamentals of economic inflation and giving me the same $20 dollar check for my birthday since I was six years old. And it’s time she got put on blast for it.
How To Do The Impossible: Getting Water Out of a Tire
by ROBERT CRISS
Build a tire swing and swing all the way around the branch, Add cheese sauce mix, 1 tablespoon of butter, boiled noodles, and eat mac ’n’ cheese out of the tire, Turn tire inside out with the help of an orangutan
by WEEKLY HUMORIST HASHTAG GAMES
W*A*S*H, Boy Meets Swirled, King of the Spill, and more #WetSitcoms on this week's trending joke game!
Scott Masear, Jeff Hobbs, Peter Kuper