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Weekly Humorist Magazine: Issue 227

Weekly Humorist Magazine: Issue 227

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CONTENTS
Issue 227

Things That Go Bundt In The Night: Treats To Terrify Your Taste Buds
by KIT LIVELY
Magic Ate Ball: A Magic 8 Ball covering in rich, delicious caramel and drizzled with candy sprinkles. When will you be able to pass this beast? Reply hazy.

You Can Be Anything You Want! And Other Lies We Tell Girls About the Professional World
by KATE CHRISMAN and CASSIE SOLIDAY
Broadcast Journalist- LIE: Newsrooms are desperate for a feminist angle for their stories! TRUTH: Must be smoking hot according to the standards of a bunch of middle aged men in a conference room.

A New Round Of Russian Sanctions
by JESS FAULSTICH and AJ DICOSIMO
MGM Studios will remaster Rocky IV by digitally replacing Ivan Drago with Jar Jar Binks, Siberia will now be called 'Other Alaska', Rubles are now worth .000095 of a shirt button, and more!

Florida’s ‘Don’t Say Gay’ Bill Protects Our Most Vulnerable — People Who Are Still Homophobic in 2022
by BOBBIE ARMSTRONG
Regardless of how you feel about this bill, you have to admit that it does protect a vulnerable group of people. Just like alligators, homophobic people in 2022 are Florida’s largest export to New York through the sewer system.

How to Avoid Scams That Target Senior Citizens Like You and Me
by BRIAN BOONE
Luckily, you’ve got Gus to tell you what you should be vigilant against out there. Here are the most common scams targeting seniors right this second. THE HARRY TRUMAN, BUTTERSCOTCH, ANDREWS SISTERS MARRIAGE SCAM, and more!

My Best Guess at What Those Six Different Vagacials Currently Offered at My Salon Are
by JOHANNA GOHMANN
The Zamboni *Specialty procedure. Inquire at reception. Not suitable for women under 40.

#HorribleHousewares
by WEEKLY HUMORIST HASHTAG GAMES
Dude Processor, Whine Opener, Wife Sharpener, and more #HorribleHousewares on this week's trending joke game!

Cartoons by
Lynn Hsu, Nathan Cooper, Michael Shaw.

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