Weekly Humorist Magazine: Issue 278

CONTENTS
Issue 278


Introducing: LinkedIn Dating
by ERIN ROSS
If you are just looking for a one night stand, try I’mEasyApply to fast track filling the position. Happy recruiting!

GLUMMER Magazine
by KIT LIVELY and PAUL LANDER
It Could Be Worse / No, It Couldn't: The Art Of Negative Thinking, Being The Perfect Moody Beauty, Ann Taylor ZoLOFT, and more in this issue of GLUMMER Magazine!.

Conversations I’ve Had With My Playlist
by AJ DICOSIMO and JESS FAULSTICH
Undone - The Sweater Song - Weezer: If you want to destroy my sweater, pull this thread as I walk away. Me: GOD, NO! It’s gorgeous..

I’m an Egg Bake, and You Peasants Need To Stop Calling Me an Omelet
by BOBBIE ARMSTRONG
We are both made with a combination of eggs, perhaps a splash of milk, a variety of vegetables, sometimes a sprinkle of ham, and if you’re disgusting, more bacon than eggs. But that’s where the similarities end.

Alternative Names For Wisdom Teeth
by EMILY KLING
Prudent Molars, Insightful Incisors, Astute Fangs, and more!

#FuriousFastFood
by WEEKLY HUMORIST HASHTAG GAMES
Crappy Meal, Murder King, SmackDonalds, and more #FuriousFastFood on this week's trending joke game!

Cartoons by
Theora Kvitka, Jeffrey Curnow, Chris Gural