Weekly Humorist Magazine: Issue 290
Op-Ed: I’m the Alien Controlling Mike Pence from Inside His Skull–Farewell, Earth
by AVERY BARGAR
I understand the grief many of you might feel now that you know the truth about Michael. Some of you loved him. Others despised him. But please, accept this: there is no “Mike Pence.” Michael was never real...
If Famous Crime Movies Revolved Around Kohl’s Cash
by KATY MAIOLATESI
Point Break: FBI rookie Johnny Utah is tasked with catching a group of masked thieves who rob Kohl’s cashiers at gunpoint for all the Kohl’s Cash in their drawers, plus some checkout line chocolate.
Playlist: Classic Songs Updated For Privileged White Men
by JUS KAPLAN and JACK STEBBINS
You’ve Got A Friend (That Could Refer Me At McKinsey, Right?) Originally by James Taylor And more!
Short Attention Span Musical Theater
by PAUL LANDER
Annie Get Your Gun Annie: I can do anything you can do better Boyfriend: Yes, you can. Yes, you can. Yes, you can. Curtain
An Open Letter To Those Who Declined My Facebook Event Invite
by WARREN BENEDETTO
It is with great disappointment that I write to you today, the day after our Ninth Annual Footie Pajama Game Of Thrones Bar Crawl. The turnout, as you can imagine, was incredible.
by WEEKLY HUMORIST HASHTAG GAMES
XXX-Men, BoJack-Off Horseman, Screwby Doo, and more #CrudeCartoons on this week's trending joke game!
Vaughan Tomlinson, Peter Kuper, Kit Lively and David DeGrand.