Weekly Humorist Magazine: Issue 292
Truly Terrible Fathers’ Day Gifts
by KIT LIVELY
World’s #1 Dad, Is What I Told The Parole Board Mug, And More!
Rainbow Capitalism Products That Companies Confidently Assumed the Gays Would Buy During Pride Month
by AMY CURRUL and CASSIE SOLIDAY
LA Dodgers Rainbow Nun Habit: Missing your favorite drag nuns? Buy this habit from us- the ones who uninvited them from our LGBTQ+ Pride Night in the first place!
Father’s Day Grit Guide From 3M’s Sandpaper Division
by KELLEY GREENE
420 Grit: A dope micro-grit for the hippie dad who keeps going out to the garage to “look for something” every couple of hours.
Guided Meditation for Control-Minded Bros
by EMILY HOLI
Notice your body. Are you holding tension anywhere? If you are, well done. Clench your butt cheeks together like you’re trying to crack a walnut in your ass-crack.
by TODD MITCHELL
Amazon, we’ve invited you here today to discuss some of your recent Choices because we care about you, and frankly, we’re concerned.
by WEEKLY HUMORIST HASHTAG GAMES
Pustard, Mice Cream, Key Grime Pie, and more #DisgustingDesserts on this week's trending joke game!
Drew Panckeri, Chris Gural, Peter Kuper