Weekly Humorist Magazine: Issue 326
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Issue 326
A Swiftie Guide For NFL Fans & A Super Bowl Fan Guide For Swifties
by BROOKE BOURGEOIS and SCOTT POLHEMUS
Remember, the Swiftie is not here for football. The Swiftie is here for Taylor. Taylor is also not here for football. She is here for her latest flame, Travis Kelce. Travis is here for the Kansas City Chiefs. And by the transitive property, the Swifties are here for the Kansas City Chiefs. This is the nightmare we’re in, people. Apologies for the light math.
Men’s Stealth Magazine
by KIT LIVELY and PAUL LANDER
Maintaining Your Core, But Not Your Core Values, Avoiding Commitment One Swipe at a Time, Running Away From Your Latest? (Don't Forget To Count Your Steps!) and more in this issue of Men's Stealth!
Ford Memo to All Dealers Regarding 2011-2016 Fiesta and Focus Models About Chimpanzees in Trunks
by AJ DICOSIMO
Ford is aware that some of the 2011-2016 Focus and Fiesta owners have concerns about the violent, horny chimpanzees that our engineers in Detroit have deliberately placed in the trunk of these automobiles.
How Nikki Haley Could Revive Her Failing Presidential Campaign
by JOE BLEVINS
How did it happen, America? The 2024 presidential election is getting closer and closer, and somehow, the presumptive nominees are the same two melted goblins who ran against each other in 2020.WE HAD FOUR YEARS TO FIND BETTER PEOPLE! AND WE STILL DIDN'T DO IT!
Zillow Listings for Literary Properties
by SAULEHA KAMAL
Pemberley (Pride & Prejudice) Half of Derbyshire, England- $150,000,000: This grand Georgian estate boasts sprawling grounds, a tranquil lake and a 19th-century fountain. With natural beauty and a rich history, Pemberley will have your crush ready to marry you! New owner is responsible for evicting the property’s resident squatter (a Mr. Wickham).
#CheeseAn80sMovie
by WEEKLY HUMORIST HASHTAG GAMES
Fondue the Right Thing, Gouda Morning Vietnam, Brie Amigos, and more #CheeseAn80sMovie on this week's trending joke game!
Cartoons by
Michael Shaw, Tyson Cole, Amanda Chung & Vincent Coca, Zack Rhodes.
Issue 326
A Swiftie Guide For NFL Fans & A Super Bowl Fan Guide For Swifties
by BROOKE BOURGEOIS and SCOTT POLHEMUS
Remember, the Swiftie is not here for football. The Swiftie is here for Taylor. Taylor is also not here for football. She is here for her latest flame, Travis Kelce. Travis is here for the Kansas City Chiefs. And by the transitive property, the Swifties are here for the Kansas City Chiefs. This is the nightmare we’re in, people. Apologies for the light math.
Men’s Stealth Magazine
by KIT LIVELY and PAUL LANDER
Maintaining Your Core, But Not Your Core Values, Avoiding Commitment One Swipe at a Time, Running Away From Your Latest? (Don't Forget To Count Your Steps!) and more in this issue of Men's Stealth!
Ford Memo to All Dealers Regarding 2011-2016 Fiesta and Focus Models About Chimpanzees in Trunks
by AJ DICOSIMO
Ford is aware that some of the 2011-2016 Focus and Fiesta owners have concerns about the violent, horny chimpanzees that our engineers in Detroit have deliberately placed in the trunk of these automobiles.
How Nikki Haley Could Revive Her Failing Presidential Campaign
by JOE BLEVINS
How did it happen, America? The 2024 presidential election is getting closer and closer, and somehow, the presumptive nominees are the same two melted goblins who ran against each other in 2020.WE HAD FOUR YEARS TO FIND BETTER PEOPLE! AND WE STILL DIDN'T DO IT!
Zillow Listings for Literary Properties
by SAULEHA KAMAL
Pemberley (Pride & Prejudice) Half of Derbyshire, England- $150,000,000: This grand Georgian estate boasts sprawling grounds, a tranquil lake and a 19th-century fountain. With natural beauty and a rich history, Pemberley will have your crush ready to marry you! New owner is responsible for evicting the property’s resident squatter (a Mr. Wickham).
#CheeseAn80sMovie
by WEEKLY HUMORIST HASHTAG GAMES
Fondue the Right Thing, Gouda Morning Vietnam, Brie Amigos, and more #CheeseAn80sMovie on this week's trending joke game!
Cartoons by
Michael Shaw, Tyson Cole, Amanda Chung & Vincent Coca, Zack Rhodes.