Weekly Humorist Magazine: Issue 381

CONTENTS
Issue 381

The Best Way to Improve Government Efficiency is More Email        
by Meg Reid
Why am I, a private citizen, recommending federal personnel actions on social media?  How am I literally running the entire government right now? The answer to all of those questions is that hundreds of elected officials are just straight up letting me. I honestly did not think it would be this easy.

Least Popular Starbucks Beverages   
by Kit Lively
Double Half Cup Cappuccino With Double Purple Hairs Of Barista...

Like My Work? Buy Me a Coffee (Shop)! 
by Caroline Horwitz
I know what you’re thinking: Isn’t it a bit much to ask someone to tip you enough to purchase a local coffeehouse in exchange for a 3-minute read? How much does a coffee shop cost, anyway? It’s got to be a lot, right? Are we talking independent or franchise? Do you even know the first thing about running such an establishment? 

Elon Musk’s Personal Notes on Federal Employees’ “5 bullets” Emails 
by Andy Schocket
Musk’s notes: Do any of those states have any woke Marxist Democrat Congressmen? If so, fire. If not… what the hell, just fire anyway.     

#SitcomARockBand
by WEEKLY HUMORIST HASHTAG GAMES
3 Dog Night Court, C*L*A*S*H, The Family Guy Stone, and more #SitcomARockBand on this week's trending joke game!

Cartoons by
Jim Shoenbill, Peter Kuper, Lance Hansen, Drew Panckeri.