Weekly Humorist Magazine: Issue 387

CONTENTS
Issue 387

A 4/20 Sesh or a Kids’ Easter Egg Hunt?         
by Angus Duffin
Cody rocks up in a giant pink bunny costume. Bailey is in the backyard spinning in circles, singing “Baby Shark,” and trying to pat her head and rub her tummy. Luna gets the munchies and asks if there’s anything to eat. And more!   

Passover-Week Reviews of The White Lotus, Thailand    
by Rochelle Elana Fisher
I know it’s a wellness resort and we were doing Passover, but how is the restaurant Michelin rated if they literally served us bitter herbs for all eight days? 

20 Trump-Approved Alternative Names for New Mexico 
by Philip Witte
New Greenland, Rump Colorado, X-ico (Elon’s suggestion) and more! 

Gandalf Disbands the Fellowship of the Ring, Blaming It for Rise of “Ring Anxiety” Among Youth of Middle Earth  
by Andy Schocket
You may ask, though, do the youth of Middle Earth really have “ring anxiety,” do they follow the news, preferring instead to waste their hours endlessly eyeballing those short scrolls filled with runes of cats doing silly things, “influencers” reviewing the latest in leather aprons, and all sorts of drivel scribed as if by trolls?     

The Bandwagon vs. The Showboat
by William Vaillancourt
And they’re off! The bandwagon and the showboat. A matchup decades in the making, a contest long sought by fans of vehicular sports metaphors. And now it’s here: The Race, presented by Merriam-Webster.   

#BankruptBreakfastCereals
by WEEKLY HUMORIST HASHTAG GAMES
Golden Scams, Turning Trix. Zeerios, and more #BankruptBreakfastCereals on this week's trending joke game!

Cartoons by
Phil Witte, Heather Murphy, Zack Rhodes, Peter Kuper.