Weekly Humorist Magazine: Issue 388

CONTENTS
Issue 388

Nice Things Bill Maher Has Said About Other Dictators         
by Kit Lively
Attila The Hun: Made sure to check with his men for possible nut allergies before whipping up a fresh batch of brownies.  When it came to a properly maintained torture space, his rule of thumb was “incense and mints!”. 

Executive Order Declaration Concerning Bring Your Daughter to Work Day 2025
by Dan Fiorella
Woman who possess “Mar-a-Largo Face” will be deemed “daughters” for the purpose of this Executive Order 

Katy Perry’s Adventure in Space 
by J.K. Radomski
Katy floated in space for 11 minutes, while back on earth, Taylor Swift wrote a new concept album in 10. 

The CDC Is Now Just The ‘Center for Disease’  
by Noah Feldman
For years, the Dumb-ocrats focused on controlling diseases with Orwellian vaccine mandates. But under the scientific brain core that is Trump, Elon Musk, and RFK Jr., we’re restoring your freedom to get and spread whatever diseases you feel like. Like a patriot.     

A 4/20 Sesh or a Kids’ Easter Egg Hunt?
by Angus Duffin
Cody rocks up in a giant pink bunny costume. Bailey is in the backyard spinning in circles, singing “Baby Shark,” and trying to pat her head and rub her tummy. Luna gets the munchies and asks if there’s anything to eat. And more!   

#FornicatingFlowers
by WEEKLY HUMORIST HASHTAG GAMES
Whorechids, Lavendirty, Asster, and more #FornicatingFlowers on this week's trending joke game!

Cartoons by
Vaughan Tomlinson, Bob Eckstein, Bill DeMain, Ivan Ehlers.