Weekly Humorist Magazine: Issue 392

CONTENTS
Issue 392

My Dog Eats His Own Puke Because He Is a Strategic Genius         
by Meg Reid
I’m so impressed that he quickly found a solution to a problem that could have really inconvenienced our whole household.  The only way I could be prouder of him is if he wasn’t the one who made the mess in the first place.  

The Devil And A Guy Who Never Read Webster’s 
by Kit Lively
Satan works diligently behind a large, ornate desk.  A sultry female demon sashays into the office, followed by what at first appears to be a particularly ragged and foul-smelling soul of the damned.  

The Holocaust Museum Was a Powerful, Sobering Experiencing, but I’m Deducting a Star for Lack of Parking Options  
by Peter Clark-Deutsch
So all things considered, I’m giving the Holocaust Museum and Memorial a respectable three and a half stars. Which is a half-star less than the rating I gave to the Applebee’s I’m currently at. (If the Holocaust Museum served dollaritas, I’d give it an extra star.) 
  

#IckyActionMovies
by WEEKLY HUMORIST HASHTAG GAMES
Beverly Hills Slop, Starship Poopers, Pacific Rim Job, and more #IckyActionMovies on this week's trending joke game!

Cartoons by
Amanda Chung & Vincent Coca, Kyle Bravo, Isaiah Legette, Bob Eckstein.