Weekly Humorist Magazine: Issue 128 PDF
Weekly Humorist Magazine: Issue 128
Grandma Got Run Over by a Reindeer and Other Family Mishaps That Ruined The Holidays
by LANE UNSWORTH
Cousin Gilroy got mugged by Eight Maids-a-Milking, Brother-in-Law Greg got visited by Three Tom Hanks’ of Polar Express’s past, and more!
10 Holiday Gift Ideas That Capture the Essence of 2020
by HANNAH BENSON
Keys to a new car that has been missing for weeks. This one will be really good if we can just locate that brand-spanking new Porsche. I mean, anything’s possible right?
Five Christmas Song Characters You’ve Never Heard Of
by JEFF KRUSE
JIGGLING JANA (“Jiggling Jana”, 2004): The phrase “Give me a J-A-N-A, and jiggle, jiggle, jiggle all day”
For Immediate Release: Who Will Receive the Pfizer-BioNtech COVID-19 Vaccine (In Order of Priority)
by ELI KAPLAN and HENRY BLOCK
29. Anti-Maskers (people who jeopardize public safety by refusing to wear a face mask) 30. Anti-Maskers (people who jeopardize a good time by refusing to watch Fox’s “The Masked Singer”) and more!
What Would Have Happened in the Cue-Card Scene from Love Actually if Peter had Opened the Door
by MICHAEL LEONETTI
Next Cue Card: Hey dude, what’s up?
Next Cue Card: Thinking about getting a new car.
Night Of The Living Gingerbread, The Hills Have Elves, Nightmare On Elf Street, and more #HolidayAHorrorMovie on this week’s trending joke game!
ALI SOLOMON, VAUGHAN TOMLINSON, and