Weekly Humorist Magazine: Issue 163
New Trump Books Out This Week
by MIKE REISS
"Who Moved My Cheeseburger?" "Profiles in Cursing" and more!
I’m Going to Take all My Emotions About The World’s Crises and Stuff Them Into the Discourse Surrounding HBO’s The White Lotus
by EMILY FLAKE
To learn the history of Haiti is a necessary act, but one that will leave your faith in both God and man, had you any left, in tatters. And that’s how I found myself in a vicious Twitter fight with someone who called Rachel a high-class whore.
Columbo Gets a Tennis Lesson
by NOLAN YARD
Oh, gosh. Wouldya look at that? These are just my cigars. I must’ve accidentally shoved a couple in my pocket in the locker room. I’m sorry. Is it alright if I smoke one while we play? Are there rules against it?
Eighties Sitcom Props: Where Are They Now?
by KERI KELLY
Fake Cheesecake, The Golden Girls: Fake Cheesecake is still steadily working and was recently spotted in the bakery-themed Hallmark Rom-Com, A Beefcake with a Cheesecake.
I Didn’t Grow Up. I’m Still a Toys R Us Kid. I Should’ve Thought This Through.
by JEREMY HOOPER
I could’ve aged into an HomeGoods adult, embracing the simple thrills of decorative farfalle housed in seafoam green canisters. Instead, I’m cursed to live in a label-scarred building that’s only seasonally used as a Spirit Halloween.
by WEEKLY HUMORIST HASHTAG GAMES
Dickles, Pop-Farts, Vomints, and more #GrossGroceries on our trending joke game!
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