Weekly Humorist Magazine: Issue 207

The Email Graveyard
by JANINE ANNETT
95,000 LinkedIn updates, That article you're going to read someday soon, Response to the email about setting up a playdate with a kid you don't know, and more!

New Listing: Dead Body Will be Removed with All Waived Inspections
by KATE BRENNAN
Current owners have enjoyed this property while feeding stray cats for 20 years and do not know the age of roof.

Reaper’s Diegest
by KIT LIVELY and PAUL LANDER
'Ding Dong, Fooled You! and 6 Other Practical Jokes No Reaper Can Resist', 'Slim Reapers: This Year's Most Flattering Death Robes!' 'Which Celebrities Are On Your Bucket List?' and more from this month's Reaper's Digest! See who made the cover!

The Rules of Baseball Caps
by JONATHAN ZELLER
Let’s say the cap in question is an Expos cap. If someone else utters “Go Expos” or a similar phrase, you must express return excitement verbally or via a gesture. The sound or gesture must be such that a typical, rational person would interpret it as a sign of enthusiasm.

#HornyHorrorMovies
by WEEKLY HUMORIST HASHTAG GAMES
Yankenstein, Sleepy Swallow, An American Werewolf in Linda, and more #HornyHorrorMovies on this week's trending joke game!

Cartoons by
John Cei Douglas, Jeremy Nguyen, Dalton Vaughn