Weekly Humorist Magazine: Issue 212
I’m The Cookie Monster And It’s Time I Stop Limiting Myself In Terms Of Cookies
by EMILY KAPP and DANIEL STILLMAN
It’s like I was living under a rock, a rock-hard chocolate chip cookie that’s been baked too long that I could barely chew with my non-existent teeth.
Come Buy Our Grocery Store’s Matzah That We Advertise for Any and All Jewish Holidays!
by SARAH GARFINKEL
We want you to know that we are here for all of your Jewish holiday food prep needs. The Jewish New Year? Matzah. That one Day of Fasting? Sneak a little matzah in your purse.
The Most Dangerous Game Night: Ways To Spice Up Boring Old Board Games
by KIT LIVELY
Chutes & Ladders: Game played on actual ladders. Twister: Game mat placed on a small platform suspended over a tank of great white sharks. And more!
Beware of Humans at the Dog Park
by RAJ TAWNEY
The Anti-Neuterer: Refusing to “fix" their male dogs, seemingly proud of their descended testicles swaying in the wind.
Children’s Book Ideas For Bored, Out-Of-Touch Celebrities
by JACK STEBBINS
Little House on the Canaries, Martha Speaks to the Manager, The Very Hungry IRS, and more!
by WEEKLY HUMORIST HASHTAG GAMES
Furrari, Mouserati, Purrche, and more #CatACar on this week's trending joke game!
Dan Misdea, Shannon Wheeler, Bob Eckstein, Tyson Cole.