Weekly Humorist Magazine: Issue 220
Joe Rogan’s Other Favorite Conspiracy Theories
by KIT LIVELY
Shingles are not caused by a virus introduced into a person's body via chicken pox, but rather a section of roof falling from a great distance and hitting you on the back. And more!
If the Liberals Have Their Way, There Will Be No Bangable Chocolate at All
by JAMES MARINO
I mean, have you ever tried to get past first base with a Hershey’s Kiss? It’s beyond frustrating. But you try, and try again, and then you go home still horny, with all these little incriminating bits of aluminum foil that your wife asks suspicious questions about.
It’s My Job as Governor to Protect Florida From the Ever-Encroaching Threat of Self Awareness
by BOBBIE ARMSTRONG
Today’s children do not need the burden of knowing that racism exists. They already know sexism existed at one point and that’s enough to handle for one generation.
Quiz: Pokémon or Cryptocurrency
by PAUL LANDER
Shiba Inu, Gordor, Tezos: Which is Pokémon OR Crypto?
As a Passenger on the Titanic, I’m So Glad We All Decided to Go On With Our Lives as the Ship Sinks
by KATE CHRISMAN
Besides, those lifeboats don’t seem to work that great – like, people still get wet in them and that sounds super uncomfortable.
by WEEKLY HUMORIST HASHTAG GAMES
The Little Sperm Maid, Seeping Booty, Beauty and the Yeast and more #DisgustingDisneyMovies on this week's trending joke game!
Drew Panckeri, Michael Shaw, Grayson Gibbs