Weekly Humorist Magazine: Issue 241
This Pride Month, Ben & Jerry’s Is Introducing New Flavors To Help You Come Out To Your Aging Parents
by AMY CURRUL and CASSIE SOLIDAY
Honey, I'm Combing Out: If all else fails, just buy them this honeycomb ice cream, put on the Donna Summer classic and call it a day.
Breaking: Women Across the US Overreact to Losing a Basic Human Right
by MEG REID
“Just because you lose one of the most fundamental human rights doesn’t mean you girls have to get your panties in a wad. It’s Friday, let’s just have a fun weekend!” a man, who will never face any of the life-and-death consequences of this ruling, calmly and reasonably reacted.
10 Things I (A Gen X Parent) Have Learned From My Gen Z Kids — In Haiku
by LOU WATSON
Asking if a friend/ Is online or in real life/ Invalidates them
The Life Coaching for Life Coaches’ Life Coaches Seminar Is Full
by ANDREW NEWSHAM
Look, time is short. Society is about collapse. We all know it. There’s only so long we can profit from this mad bottle of wasps before it blows up in all our faces. But self maximization to achieve all your goals and also the next goals you haven’t even visualized yet, are just within your reach.
Sonic The Hedgehog Tips & Tricks!!!
by KIT LIVELY
This level contains a hidden room where you can grab a few much-needed extra lives for later in the game. Simply enter through the door hidden behind the wall of seaweed by creating a spin-attack to break through; behind this door is a Baptist church, where you can quickly become a member and thereby receive eternal lives through our Lord and Savior, Jesus Christ.
Guide to Summertime Portmanteaus
by GARY M. ALMETER
Skort - a skirt that is also shorts / Jorts - shorts made from jeans/ Jort-Ski - when you ride a Kawasaki personal watercraft wearing jorts (see also, JortRunner) and more!
by WEEKLY HUMORIST HASHTAG GAMES
The Mucus Man, Anything Flows, Damp Yankees, and more #WetMusicals on this week's trending joke game!
Vaughan Tomlinson, Dan Misdea, Michael Shaw