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Weekly Humorist Magazine: Issue 244

Weekly Humorist Magazine: Issue 244

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CONTENTS
Issue 244

Road Trip Stops You Won’t Want To Miss!!
by KIT LIVELY
Apples & Bees, Shappalap, OK- Not to be confused with the popular chain of bar and grill restaurants located throughout North America, Apples & Bees is instead an apple orchard that is open to the public, but also plagued regularly by swarms of bees.

Worcestershire Sauce Gone Sour from Being Ignored
by NOEL LEON
No, seriously! Everyone’s heard of me, but no one actually knows what I taste like or even how to spell my name! Close your eyes and try to picture it right now. Ha! Told you! No one can spell it!

We’re Doing Nothing Effective to Reduce Crime, COVID, or Homelessness, but Here Are Three F**King Obvious Tips for Surviving a Nuclear Attack
by JUSTINE COTTER and BOBBIE ARMSTRONG
We just needed something to distract from all the other nothing we aren’t doing, because if “the big one” does hit, there’s no way a 19th-century pre-war building with lapsed-construction codes will protect you anyway.

An Open Letter To The Guy Who Exposed Himself On Stage At The Music Festival
by JASON GARRAMONE
Here’s an important rule to remember about penises: they should never be a surprise.

Quiz: 2022 Wimbledon Finalist or Scripps Spelling Bee Word
by PAUL LANDER
Micawber, Rybakina, Kyrgios, Sirtaki, some are names, some are words, but they all are impossibly hard to spell.

#IceCreamBaseballTeams
by WEEKLY HUMORIST HASHTAG GAMES
New York Melts, Colorado Rocky Road, Oakland Sorbets, and more #IceCreamBaseballTeams on this week's trending joke game!

Cartoons by
Vaughan Tomlinson, Ivan Ehlers, &
David Ostow

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