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Weekly Humorist Magazine: Issue 273

Weekly Humorist Magazine: Issue 273

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CONTENTS
Issue 273

Satan Announcing Layoffs In Hell
by CONNOR ADAMS
For those we are letting go, we will be offering generous severance packages including the souls of 10,000 babies and a gift card to Spencers Gifts, the official retail partner of hell.

For Fail-Safe Security, Hire Me, a Four-Pound Chihuahua
by CLAIRE ZAHM
The urge to defend courses through every ounce of my one ounce of purebred blood. I’m genetically obligated to be an absolute dick to everyone but you.

As a Content Creator, The Most Rewarding Part of My Job is Calling Myself a Content Creator
by CALEB COY
You could call me a #mediacontributor, basically. Sometimes I just fill boxes with words for the sake of it. Gotta meet that word count.

A Camel Explains Why You Can’t Handle Dry January Like They Can
by EMILY KAPP and DANIEL STILLMAN
They’re not cut out for the No-2-O lifestyle that animals like me are built for so for them to make a whole month's challenge out of our lifestyle.

Truly Terrible Signs That You Were Abducted By Aliens And Then Mindwiped
by KIT LIVELY
Rebel flag in the front yard is now hot pink and purple rather than red and blue. VHS tape of Legally Blonde 2 obviously watched but not rewound. And more!

#SadScents
by WEEKLY HUMORIST HASHTAG GAMES
Ewwwwcalyptus, Dumpkin Spice, Poor Pourri, and more #SadScents on this week's trending joke game!

Cartoons by
Mat Barton & Adam Cooper, Nathan Cooper, Frega DiPerri.

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