Weekly Humorist Magazine: Issue 284
Headlines From the Dominion / Fox News Trial We Will Never Get To See…
by KIT LIVELY
Fox Newscasters Arrive at Court Hearing Atop 4 Flying Horses, Swarm of Locusts Found on Sean Hannity During Pre Trial Security Screening, Judge Jeanine Pirro Appears Anxious, Uneasy In Presence of Real Judge, and more!
I’m a CAPTCHA, and I’m Having a Midlife Crisis
by GREG LANDGRAF
You may have noticed that lately every time you have to prove you’re human rather than one of those increasingly sexy spambots, the pictures that you have to identify are either motorcycles, sports cars, or yachts. That’s my fault.
George Santos Reelection Survey
by WALT MAGUIRE
At the end of the survey, please indicate how much you would like to contribute to keep me away from New York in Washington town. No amount is too small: $525,000, $25,000, or twelve hundred installments of $199.99.
2023 Coachella Act or Classic Sitcom Wacky Neighbor
by PAUL LANDER
Uncle Waffles, Cosmo Kramer, Quagmire, and more!
It’s Fart-Twenty—Time to Get My Public Farting Buzz On!
by MELISSA BALMAIN
How great is it that I can blaze up some stew and stroll wherever I please—a river walk like this one, or a botanic garden, or a national monument folks have waited their whole lives to visit—while farting to my heart’s content?
by WEEKLY HUMORIST HASHTAG GAMES
Stink Carnation, Bunflower, Tootlips, and more #FlatulentFlowers on this week's trending joke game!
Rachelle Meyer, Lance Hansen, Hilary Campbell