Weekly Humorist Magazine: Issue 296

CONTENTS
Issue 296


Mission Impossible Movie or Improv Troupe?
by ELIZABETH SIMONE
It’s not clear if or how anyone’s getting paid. It’s a lot of white guys and one woman. The group believes what they are doing is saving the world. And more!

Responses to the Question, ‘Is Your Company Hiring Assassins?’
by JOE SCHIAPPA
“Not looking for assassins per se, but we need an HR person with experience running exit interviews on the edge of the roof of our building .”

Burning Questions for Greg, The Magical Talking Sentient Penis Pump
by KIT LIVELY
Q: How long should I microwave this Salsbury steak and corn dinner? Greg: Um… do I look like I eat to you? Listen, pal, I’m a sentient penis pump. The only thing I’ve ever eaten was the withered organ of an elderly man, and I can assure you that was under extreme protest.

Classic Children’s Books Updated for Our Time
by KATE ANTONIADES
Cloudy with a Chance of Lab-Grown Meatballs, Alexander and the Terrible, Horrible, No Good, Very Bad Day of Meetings That Could Have Been Emails, And more!

#SummerASitcom
by WEEKLY HUMORIST HASHTAG GAMES
Community Pool, Man With A Tan, Sanford and Sun, and more #SummerASitcom on this week's trending joke game!

Cartoons by
Bob Eckstein, Ivan Ehlers, Rachelle Meyer, Zack Rhodes.