Weekly Humorist Magazine: Issue 297
Things To Consider When Buying A New Swimsuit
by KIT LIVELY
Is this skimpy enough to attract desired attention, but not so skimpy that you won't be allowed into Golden Corral?
You Love This Ad for the Barbie (the Movie)/Progressive Insurance Commercial Barbie (the Doll)–Themed Pinkberry Flavor
by JONATHAN ZELLER
This, finally, is the maximum Barbie branding saturation you have been waiting for.
A Statement on Our Relationship From American Airlines and JetBlue Airways
by CHELSEA JACOBSON
This was a very difficult process for us and we want everyone to know that we are parting on loving terms. We have nothing but admiration for each other’s low fares, bonus mile offers, and inflight menu selections.
Classic, Respected Literature As Tasteless, Lowbrow Poop Jokes
by CONNOR ADAMS
The Great Shatsby (by F Scott Shitzgerland), To Kill a Mockingturd, Charlie and The Chocolate Factory, and more!
The State of the All-American Hot Dog
by ROCHELLE ELANA FISHER
The Climate? The Wealth Gap? The Supply Chain? See it as a hotdog! You know you are wondering...
by WEEKLY HUMORIST HASHTAG GAMES
Cruella De Bill Nye, Green GobLin Manuel Miranda, Queen Latifah of Hearts, and more #SupervillainACelebrity on this week's trending joke game!
Arun Durvasula, Vaughan Tomlinson, Dan Misdea