Weekly Humorist Magazine: Issue 317
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Issue 317
Roku City’s Police Blotter
by EMILY KAPP and DANIEL STILLMAN
25-year-old, Mark Stevens, of Roku City was arrested by Roku City Police for committing arson in the building that formerly housed the Everybody Loves Raymond billboard. The alleged arsonist was reportedly upset that the city replaced the billboard with an ad for the show Suits.
Sam Altman, Sam Bankman-Fried, or Sam the Snowman?
by CATHERINE DAVIS
Some people say “risk,” some people say “opportunity.” I didn’t knowingly commingle funds. What's the matter? Haven't you ever seen a talking snowman before? And more!
That’s A Party School
by ADAM DIETZ
My friend said by the time he got his degree, he had partied so much that he wasn’t even sure what he’d majored in. Upon getting his diploma at graduation, he learned that he had actually obtained a BA in partying.
All I Want For Christmas Is YouPorn
by KIT LIVELY
Elf On A MILF; Stepmom Into Christmas, I Came Upon A Midnight Rear; Noggy Style- And more!
The Other Chalkboards That Will Hunting Wrote On As A Janitor
by PETER CLARK-DEUTSCH
And before you deny responsibility, we know that all of these writings were done by you considering that each was signed off with “How do you like them apples?”
#SickSeasonalSongs
by WEEKLY HUMORIST HASHTAG GAMES
Silent NyQuil, Hack! The Herald Angels Sing, Do You Have What I Have? And more #SickSeasonalSongs on this week's trending joke game!
Cartoons by
Jeffrey Curnow, Phil Johnson, Amelia Cossentino.
Issue 317
Roku City’s Police Blotter
by EMILY KAPP and DANIEL STILLMAN
25-year-old, Mark Stevens, of Roku City was arrested by Roku City Police for committing arson in the building that formerly housed the Everybody Loves Raymond billboard. The alleged arsonist was reportedly upset that the city replaced the billboard with an ad for the show Suits.
Sam Altman, Sam Bankman-Fried, or Sam the Snowman?
by CATHERINE DAVIS
Some people say “risk,” some people say “opportunity.” I didn’t knowingly commingle funds. What's the matter? Haven't you ever seen a talking snowman before? And more!
That’s A Party School
by ADAM DIETZ
My friend said by the time he got his degree, he had partied so much that he wasn’t even sure what he’d majored in. Upon getting his diploma at graduation, he learned that he had actually obtained a BA in partying.
All I Want For Christmas Is YouPorn
by KIT LIVELY
Elf On A MILF; Stepmom Into Christmas, I Came Upon A Midnight Rear; Noggy Style- And more!
The Other Chalkboards That Will Hunting Wrote On As A Janitor
by PETER CLARK-DEUTSCH
And before you deny responsibility, we know that all of these writings were done by you considering that each was signed off with “How do you like them apples?”
#SickSeasonalSongs
by WEEKLY HUMORIST HASHTAG GAMES
Silent NyQuil, Hack! The Herald Angels Sing, Do You Have What I Have? And more #SickSeasonalSongs on this week's trending joke game!
Cartoons by
Jeffrey Curnow, Phil Johnson, Amelia Cossentino.