Weekly Humorist Magazine: Issue 332

CONTENTS
Issue 332

The Inner Monologue of a Cyclist in a City       
by ASWATHY GOPINATH
What is with the bike bell being a faint trill? Why don’t bikes have louder horns? Bicycles are already small enough! How is a bus going to hear me if I’m coming? 

Flight 74 Is Now Boarding Passengers Who Are Better Than You
by ROB BLOCK
Next we’d like to invite military personnel to board.  We’ll start with our active duty service members.  No one?  Okay, we’ll move on to veterans of the four main branches.  Only two people?  In that case, we’ll open it up to the Coast Guard, January 6 insurrectionists, and veterans of the War on Drugs, War on Women, and War on Christmas.  Thank you for your service!  

A Look Back at VICE’s Most Influential Stories 
by DANNY GALLAGHER
We Tracked Down a Nigerian Prince Email Scam and Now We Own a Timeshare in Albany. And more!            

Tips for Planning the Wedding of Your Nightmares After Realizing the Wedding of Your Dreams Is Too Expensive   
by CAITIE KARASIK
Embrace a mismatched bridal party: Speaking of crafts, get creative and your bridesmaids won’t have to don the same stuffy overpriced ensemble. Let them wear whatever they want. Better yet, let them decorate a potato sack however they want. They’ll thank you for a look they can actually rewear. The versatility of a potato sack is unmatched.  

I’m the Understudy to the “Maps” App, and Tonight Could Be My Night
by ROB KUTNER
Wake up, me! Stop dreaming and look alive! This is my moment.      

#FuriousFlowers
by WEEKLY HUMORIST HASHTAG GAMES
Slapdragons, Black and Blue Eyed Susan, Killy, and more #FuriousFlowers on this week's trending joke game!

Cartoons by
Bill Thomas, Ed Himelblau, Andy Anderson & Rusty Ruble, Kit Lively.