Weekly Humorist Magazine: Issue 339

CONTENTS
Issue 339

Classic Works of Literature Updated for Gen Z       
by BROOKE KNISLEY
Alice's Activism in Wonderland, The Grating Gatsby, Weathering Inflation Heights, and more! 

Increasingly Specific Metaphors for Life 
by BOBBIE ARMSTRONG
Life is an orgy and I wasn’t really invited, but showed up anyway.  

Modern Day School Absence Excuses 
by KIT LIVELY
"Tear gas residue in classroom still causing problems with allergies." "Sent home early as punishment for requesting a book from the school library." "Militia meeting ran late." And more!            

Team Trump Online Memes Updates     
by DAN FIORELLA
Godzilla: Hey, when you think about destroying a corrupt town like Washington D.C., what comes to mind quicker than Godzilla? I think we can use video from January 6th. There’s a lot of footage there.   

Conditions Under Which I Am Willing to Babysit
by JONATHAN ZELLER
The child must be younger than a middle schooler. The problem with children above this age is that they start to develop opinions, attitudes, and the cleverness to say hurtful things.     

#RobotMeds
by WEEKLY HUMORIST HASHTAG GAMES
R2-CBD2, A.I.-llegra, Robotussin Cop, and more #RobotMeds on this week's trending joke game!

Cartoons by
Peter Kuper, Alex John, Andy Anderson & Rusty Ruble, Bob Eckstein.