Weekly Humorist Magazine: Issue 346

CONTENTS
Issue 346

Welcome to Patrick Bateman’s YouTube Channel       
by CAROLINE HORWITZ
It’s ok to set yourself apart a little by having a slightly better haircut, but trust me guys — being indistinguishable from your peers is all part of successfully getting away with being a serial killer.    

The Ten Commandments Revised for Louisiana Public Schools  
by BOBBIE ARMSTRONG
You shall not steal. Unless you’re stealing your ideals for governing from autocratic oligarchs. In that case, be our guest. 

Please Complete This Brief Survey About Your Recent Elevator Ride 
by ROB BLOCK
Which answer best describes your experience riding this and other elevators?  I have ridden elevators in the past, but this was my first ride in this elevator.  I have ridden this elevator a few times before.  I live in this elevator.            

Really Cool Things About The Upcoming Robot Apocalypse
by KIT LIVELY
Your charred skull could possibly be used as a centerpiece at super fancy robot parties! And more.    

The Audition: Aiming to Prove That It Is Possible to Make New Friends After the Age of 40
by ANDY ANDERSON & RUSTY RUBLE
The role:  Friend.  Bring your A-game, as this could be the gig of a lifetime for you.  Literally.       

#HotASuperhero
by WEEKLY HUMORIST HASHTAG GAMES
Sunisher, Black Panter, Ironing Man, and more #HotASuperhero on this week's trending joke game!

Cartoons by
Michael Shaw, Sara Harvey-Patrick, Jus Kaplan and Jane Demarest, Bill Abbott.