Weekly Humorist Magazine: Issue 348

CONTENTS
Issue 348

Proper Care and Maintenance of Your Brand New Voodoo Doll       
by KIT LIVELY
Please do not display your voodoo doll with your Beanie Babies; it’s just insulting.

If You’ve Ever Watched TV, You NEED To Watch This New Netflix Show  
by JORDAN DE PADOVA
This 10 episode miniseries is the The Office prequel we never knew we needed. Principal’s Office is Mad Men meets Freaks and Geeks meets Stranger Things meets The Office. And I mean that literally! 

Biblical Curriculum Ideas for Oklahoma Public School Teachers 
by BILL VANDERBURGH
Biology: Got a little mud? Or a spare rib? Make a human! Yeah, that’s it. Is there a question, Timmy? How did it happen? You shut your dirty atheist mouth! Go to the office right now!            

Jurassic Thrill Park Memo
by DAN FIORELLA
I think I’ve discovered why the parks keep failing. And it’s an easy fix: Roller coasters!      

2024 Wimbledon Finalist or Scripps Spelling Bee Word
by PAUL LANDER
Micawber, Medvedev, Rybakini, and more!       

No-Nonsense Guest WiFi Passwords
by THOMAS NAVRATIL
Premi$e$MayNotBUsed4film$hoot$ WeCountTowels DontsharethisPWDwithLocalLowlifes And more!  

#PatrioticPopBands
by WEEKLY HUMORIST HASHTAG GAMES
Earth, Wind, and Fireworks, Red, White and Blue Chili Peppers, The BunTing-Tings, and more #PatrioticPopBands on this week's trending joke game!

Cartoons by
Peter Kuper, Vaughan Tomlinson, Michael Litwak, Drew Panckeri.