Weekly Humorist Magazine: Issue 349

CONTENTS
Issue 349

AI or College Student Trapped at Home for the Summer?       
by WALT MAGUIRE
Tell me a joke. I like your hat.

Chucky’s Daily Planner  
by KIT LIVELY
8:43am - 9:36am Crawl out from beneath pile of toys in this stupid asshole kid’s toy chest. Fucking heavy and unwieldy Deluxe Simon game! 

Top 20ish Regrets If I Die Tomorrow 
by LEWIS HELFAND
I can’t die yet. I need more time. Must…click…keep…watching. My regrets if I go??? Not watching Peaky Blinders. Not watching Outlander. Not watching Snowpiercer.            

Ways JD Vance Has Described Trump Or Insult From ‘That 70’s Show’
by PAUL LANDER
What a tool, Cynical asshole, My God, what an idiot, and more!      

Exciting New Concepts for X-treme Tattoos and Piercings
by SCOTT TALBOT EVANS
Bottoms of Feet: Everyone has sleeves on their arms and legs, but how many do you see walking around with studded spikes on the soles of their feet? Or shuffling around? Hardly any!       

#BarfyBoardGames
by WEEKLY HUMORIST HASHTAG GAMES
Parqueasy, Spew-no, Splattergories, and more #BarfyBoardgames on this week's trending joke game!

Cartoons by
Sarah Morrissette, Amanda Chung & Vin Coca, Alex John, Bill Abbott.