Weekly Humorist Magazine: Issue 357

CONTENTS
Issue 357

Jason Vorhees’ Camp Crystal Lake Etiquette       
by Kit Lively
Please don't bring guns into my woods. They're just not safe. If you know how to use a gun properly, that's great, but c'mon... accidents do happen.  

Quiz: Elon Musk Kid or Elon Musk Pet   
by Paul Lander
Kai, Marvin, Damian, Pet or Kid? 

Welcome to the Quasimodo Institute for Advanced Hunching
by Jocelyn Jane Cox
Whether you are looking to audition for a lead role in The Corpse Bride, play a more convincing ogre at your next Halloween gathering, or simply incur years of pinched nerves and excruciating headaches, we guarantee that you are going to deepen your understanding of this skill and its practical applications.            

2024 Presidential Debate Drinking Game: Trump Expansion Pack
by Kit Lively
For each out and out, obvious lie that Trump makes, allow one tiny drop from a pre-measured eye dropper to fall into your mouth.   Just one, it’s going to be a long night! 

#FutureFearFootball
by WEEKLY HUMORIST HASHTAG GAMES
Buffalo Energy Bills, Seattle Rising Seahawks Levels, Chicago extinct bears, and more #FutureFearFootball on this week's trending joke game!

Cartoons by
Kyle Bravo and Jenny LeBlanc, Peter Kuper, Bob Eckstein, Johnny Sampson.