
Weekly Humorist Magazine: Issue 374
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Issue 374
Your Mom’s a Whore and Other Claims About Your Family No Longer Fact-Checked by Meta
by Joe Bengala
Yo mama so fat she started a social media platform called XL.
In Space, No One Can Hear You Stream
by Kit Lively
Bachelor Island: Do you believe that a few decades ago people used to watch The Bachelor?? Jesus Christ. Anyway, at least it means that we have this much superior show now, where former contestants from The Bachelor are hunted for sport on an island owned by ugly guys who were bullied in high school but are rich and resentful now.
Uber Rebrands to Enhance Customer Fee Experience
by Mike Todasco
Legal Disclaimer: As per the Uber Fees, Inc. terms of service, any person, bot, or animate creature who views this press release is subject to a word absorption fee.
I’ve Taken Temporary Custody of Liam Gallagher To Ensure the Oasis Tour Actually Happens
by Stacey Curran
I wish he would stop calling me a kidnapper. That is a mischaracterization. He voluntarily got into my vehicle. Yes, I told him the record label sent me, but I was driving a dented 2019 Rav 4, and wearing plaid pajama bottoms. Some of this is on him.
Driving Directions to My Place Way Out in the Sticks
by Philip Witte
This is grasshopper country, so roll your windows up tight. They’ll drop their eggs right into the passenger compartment of a speeding car and onto your lap. I’ve seen it too many times.
#Nightmare90sBands
by WEEKLY HUMORIST HASHTAG GAMES
Beige Against the Machine, Goutkast, Turd Eye Blind, and more #Nightmare90sBands on this week's trending joke game!
Cartoons by
Kyle Bravo, Nathan Cooper, Bill Thomas, Bob Eckstein.