Weekly Humorist Magazine: Issue 376

CONTENTS
Issue 376

The Next 10 Air Bud Movies        
by Tom Achilles
Air Bud NASCAR: Need for Breed  

MAGAmmendments to the Ten Commandments   
by Kit Lively
2nd Commandment: Thou shall not take the Lord’s name in vain, which is definitely a big one.  Unless you’re willing to cut me in on the deal and let me get my beak wet, then you can take it in vain to your heart’s content.  Let’s set up a meeting.

Yoga-Adjacent Poses to Guide You Through the Second Trump Administration
by Kate Heidel
What if I am hopelessly uncoordinated? No one is left behind! Just for you we have composed a lovely set of affirmations in a spoken-word CD called, "Sad Truths for Easy Weeping." Lie awake to such inspiring reflections as, "I wouldn't put it past them to abolish the FDIC," and, "What if he never leaves??" 

The Next Four Years Told Through Youtube Titles
by Julien Perez
Alien Invasion or Elaborate Hoax? Zane & Maya Discuss While Cooking Chicken Alfredo   

In Honor of Martin Luther King Jr., We’re Dismantling Federal Diversity, Equity, and Inclusion
by Bobbie Armstrong
We’re not killing Dr. King’s dream, we’re just removing the problem entirely from our line of sight so that it no longer exists. Not seeing color isn’t racism repackaged, it’s true equality.

#AlienAlcohol
by WEEKLY HUMORIST HASHTAG GAMES
Bar Trek, Johnnie Skywalker, Whiskey on the Spocks, and more #AlienAlcohol on this week's trending joke game!

Cartoons by
Kyle Bravo, Sarah Morrissette, Vaughan Tomlinson, Bob Eckstein.