Weekly Humorist Magazine: Issue 377

CONTENTS
Issue 377

RFK Jr.’s Natural Remedies to Replace Antidepressants        
by Laura Berlinsky-Schine
Nudie Mags: This is a shame-free spirit-booster for people with quirks like indulging in their PMS. My favorite videos feature lady librarians with nerd glasses flipping through library books, tearing out the pages one by one, and eating them whole.  

Will Your Child be Sent Home From Preschool Today? A (Snot) Color Guide   
by Kate Chrisman
YELLOW WITH SPOTS: Obviously your child is unable to attend school for the rest of the week, but Sally’s mom has asked us to remind you to drop off 50 dairy-free, nut-free, funfetti-free cupcakes for the winter fundraiser on Thursday between 10:49 AM - 11:07 AM.

True Crime Podcasts Recommended By Your Mom’s Friend Janet
by Kit Lively
A Dark Reckoning: One of the investigators sounds just like your brother Thomas.  The same inflections and everything!  Tell him that I said hi when you see him, is he still seeing that one girl? 

How to Shrug Off That You Got Sent to the Gatorade Jug After Trying to Order Water at the Bar 
by Emily Kapp and Daniel Stillman
Getting your steps in: Why else would you be walking to the Gatorade water tank 100 yards away from your table. To get water? Um, no. You didn’t even want water, and those 10,000 steps aren’t going to step themselves.    

Quiz: Snow Plow or Shaved Ice/Snow Cone Biz
by Paul Lander
Shiver Me Timbers Fast and Flurryous Ice Cubed And more!

#VirginalVideoGames
by WEEKLY HUMORIST HASHTAG GAMES
Police Chaste, Never Smash Brothers, Call of No Booty, and more #VirginalVideoGames on this week's trending joke game!

Cartoons by
Zip Freeman, Thomas Wykes, Katherine Bettis, Jeremy Banx.