Weekly Humorist Magazine: Issue 390

CONTENTS
Issue 390

Son of Hollywood Memo I.P. Daily Newsletter         
by Dan Fiorella
Who Wants to Afford Eggs? New game show where the top prizes are eggs.  Not necessarily chicken eggs, but still, eggs. 

Hus-Band™: The Shock Collar For Wandering Husbands: Rebuilding Trust One Shock at A Time
by Avery Bargar
The Hus-Band™ comes with an expandable strap to fit any neck size, and adjustable voltage to match your husband’s level of wandering.  

My Escort Ad  
by AJ DiCosimo
I am very discreet and professional. No one will ever know of our encounter—except maybe my neighbor Devin, who comes over to use my toaster on occasion. 

The Skipper Slaps Tariffs on the Other Gilligan’s Island Castaways  
by Andy Schocket and Paul Cesarini
Gilligan: Hey Skipper, why are you building a tollgate on the path between our tent and the other castaways’ tents? Skipper: This will allow us to impose a big, Beautiful 25% tariff on all their Trade with us. The Skipper is going to take back what was stolen from us by other castaways and, frankly, by incompetent Island Leadership.      

#SitcomARestaurant
by WEEKLY HUMORIST HASHTAG GAMES
Sanford & Sonic, Burger King Of Queens, Long John Silver Spoons, and more #SitcomARestaurant on this week's trending joke game!

Cartoons by
Paul Lander and Dan McConnell, Vaughan Tomlinson, Katherine Bettis, Dan Misdea.