Weekly Humorist Magazine: Issue 393

CONTENTS
Issue 393

Tape Rewinder at Blockbuster and 15 Other Jobs To Keep Off That Resume         
by Paul Lander and Robert Morgan Fisher
Tape Rewinder at Blockbuster, Animation Cell Colorer, Pay phone Change Collector, and more!  

The Rolex Venti Flex and Other Luxury Brand Collabs We Should Expect to See 
by J.K. Radomski
Spritz on “Pizza Grease No. 5” for that authentic scent of a late-night cry-session over lukewarm pepperoni, or bathe in “Midnight Nuggies” that capture the ephemeral aroma of processed poultry and profound self-loathing.  

Other Proposed Homeland Security Reality & Game Shows…  
by Kit Lively
King For A Day: Contestants compete in a series of challenges in order to get the chance to spend a day with President Trump.  In most cases on a day when there are serious security concerns about the president’s safety at public speaking events. 

Substitute Teacher Macho Man Randy Savage Introduces Himself to a Kindergarten Class  
by Jason Garramone
Zip your lips and put your listening ears on cause Mr. Macho Man Randy Savage won’t stand for whispers, murmurs, or talking in any hushed tones. It’s the Champion’s prerogative that you pay attention. 

New MAGA Flavors from Ben & Jerry’s  
by Gail Mackenzie-Smith   
White Chocolate Supremacist, Noem Noem Noem Cheesecake, Grab her by the Cookies and Cream...and more!

#IckyActionMovies
by WEEKLY HUMORIST HASHTAG GAMES
Beverly Hills Slop, Starship Poopers, Pacific Rim Job, and more #IckyActionMovies on this week's trending joke game!

Cartoons by
Steve Jones, Kyle Bravo, Aaron Graber, Dan Misdea.