Weekly Humorist Magazine: Issue 391

CONTENTS
Issue 391

Signs You’ve Crossed the Funko Pop Rubicon and There’s No Coming Back         
by J.K. Radomski
You Describe Yourself as an Investor, But Only Own Toys: You call it “investing”. Your friends call it “a cry for help”. Your Funko portfolio is diversified across fandoms, from Marvel to The Golden Girls, but your Roth IRA has $17 and a coupon for Arby’s. 

Sentence Starters That Will Instantly Improve Your Mansplaining Skills 
by Luke Strom
I see your point, but (let me repeat what you just said and throw in an additional detail that my friend Jeremy heard on a podcast one time that is actually wrong.)  

What Do I Gotta Do To Get A Little Respect Around Here? Put A Firework Up My Ass?  
by Robert Criss
On a scale of one to ten, the amount of respect I get is one but only because zero is not part of the scale. So what do I gotta do? Stick a firework up my ass and set it off? 

Side Effects Of The Pope Being American…  
by Kit Lively
Holy water now provided by White Claw.      

Which Vape Flavors Are the Cardinals Using for Smoke Signals this Conclave?  
by Amelia Cardone
The debate over which vape flavors to pick for the smoke signals can create a highly strained environment in the Sistine Chapel, as the cardinals can pick only TWO flavors for every Conclave. Only two?

#BargainBoardgames
by WEEKLY HUMORIST HASHTAG GAMES
Operation Overseas, Yuk-zee, Connect One , and more #BargainBoardgames on this week's trending joke game!

Cartoons by
Kathrine Bettis, Kyle Bravo, Phil Johnson, Drew Panckeri.