Weekly Humorist Magazine: Issue 398

CONTENTS
Issue 398

A Guide to Group Names in Late Stage Democracy         
by Joe Cay
Gaggle: A group of journalists that spend more time building their social media followings than investigating the root causes of democracy’s demise.   

What To Do With That Used Groom’s Ring… 
by Kit Lively
Throw it into a dark, mysterious alley and see if it opens a Hellgate. Use as part of the tip for your favorite stripper. And more!  

We Here at Margaritaville are on the Cutting Edge of AI   
by Connor Adams
We’ve spent three years and hundreds of millions of dollars from Jimmy Buffett's estate training a proprietary neural network to transform Margaritaville from a Times Square tourist trap into the world's foremost Artificial Intelligence powerhouse with a license to chill.  

First Time Riding a Fixed-Gear Bicycle? Don’t Worry, You’re Going to Love It  
by Jason Garramone
Sure, there are some naysayers who claim that riding a bike without brakes is dangerous, but there’s always going to be wet blankets. Speaking of which, here’s your wet blanket. Don’t ask me what it’s for. When the time comes, you’ll know what to do with it.   

#NakedNovels
by WEEKLY HUMORIST HASHTAG GAMES
The Devil Wears Nada, The Flasher In The Rye, Brave Nude World, and more #NakedNovels on this week's trending joke game!

Cartoons by
Kyle Bravo, Nathan Cooper, Isaiah Legette, Michael Litwak.