Weekly Humorist Magazine: Issue 397

CONTENTS
Issue 397

Pornacki:  Steve Kornacki Explains Where Americans Stand On Pornography         
by Kit Lively
Female breasts with so many tattoos that you can’t even really see them. 50% Approval 50% Disapproval  

I’m Jaws, Henchman to Global Megalomaniacs, and Yes, My Teeth Are an Occupational Necessity 
by J.K. Radomski
They’re not "grills", Paula. They’re prosthetics. They are functionally vital, occupationally mandated prosthetics. I'm not a SoundCloud rapper. I’m a seven-foot-two contract killer who is running out of dental options and has a long history of chewing through reinforced security measures.  

It Takes DADDYMATERIAL71 a Little Too Long to Get to the Point   
by Tejaswinee Roychowdhury
I think you look interesting and would like to chat with you. Hi. Do you get my DMs? Long time! How have you been lately? Just so you know, I can do various poses… 

Thanks for Buying Our Toothbrush. We Can’t Believe You Thought It Would Clean Your Teeth  
by Kate Chrisman
We’ve spent millions marketing our toothbrush as a revolutionary dental breakthrough, promising it will prevent cavities, remove the need for flossing (which you weren’t doing anyway), and whiten your teeth. And honestly, we’re genuinely flabbergasted that you thought it was going to work.   

#SinningSandwiches
by WEEKLY HUMORIST HASHTAG GAMES
Sneezesteak, Infideli-sandwich, In n Out and In N Out Burger and more #SinningSandwiches on this week's trending joke game!

Cartoons by
Kyle Bravo, Sarah Morrissette, Bob Eckstein, Arun Durvasula.