Weekly Humorist Magazine: Issue 338

CONTENTS
Issue 338

Poople Magazine       
by KIT LIVELY and PAUL LANDER
Holy Sh%T! The Pope talks poop with Poople! Dropping A Deuce With Bruce; See Why He's Called The Boss, Yes Rock, We Smell What You're Cooking! And more in this issue of Poople Magazine! 

I Had Hope For Humanity, Until I Read My NextDoor Feed 
by ROB BLOCK
Nelson- Oak Meadow • 3 days ago: This may seem a little random, but does anyone have any spare uranium?  My package delivery was looted by porch pirates.  My reactor will be ready to go online on Thursday and I'm short about 50 kilos.  

The Best Bang For Your Buck 
by MEG REID and KATY MAIOLATESI
Asymmetrical. His friends will FAWN over this fashionable flop-top! And more in this list by Meg Reid illustrated by Katy Maiolatesi.            

Surprising Facts from My 23andMe Results     
by MIKE CALAHAN
Ancestry  Southern European – 62.3%  Northwestern European – 29.3%  Sub-Saharan African – 0.4%  Self-esteem – <0.1%  Butter – 1 cup   

I Demand a Cuter Axolotl
by GREG LANDGRAF
This axolotl is a Ralph at best. It is not cute, charming, beautiful, quirky, or hot. It’s frankly got a certain Nicolas Cageyness about it, which is a real party foul in amphibian-based daddyvlogging.     

#CarnalCars
by WEEKLY HUMORIST HASHTAG GAMES
Sexus, Fordnication, Mazda 3some, and more #CarnalCars on this week's trending joke game

Cartoons by
Nathan Cooper, Isaiah Legette, Kyle Bravo, Phil Witte.