Weekly Humorist Magazine: Issue 123 (PDF)

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Weekly Humorist Magazine: Issue 123

Agatha Christie Heroine Responds to Trump’s Attempted Coup by Taking an Ample Breakfast
by JOHN J KING
British murder mystery ingenue Daphne Hammond closed the paper and asked Griselda to bring in a second poached egg, and sugar for the tea.

Daniel Tiger Loses A Presidential Election
by KRISTEN MULROONEY
DANIEL: I refuse to concede! Prince Wednesday, I need you to hold a press conference to announce that all of the votes were illegal and I’m president. Book a venue, get me the Doubletree.

Titles, Explained
by SAM SPERO
Detective: Just about the only one who’s isn’t afraid to find out what’s really going on here.

Funkytown: 2020
by BRIAN BOONE
As the ‘80s gave way to the ‘90s, Funkytown crumbled into disrepair, a shell of its former self, remembered only during brief periods of renewed interest in ‘70s culture, such as the Pulp Fiction-fueled comeback of John Travolta and the rise of Jamiroquai.

The 5 Stages Of Grief, Election Loss Edition
by KIT LIVELY
Denial (Of Facts)
Unable to accept what is plain to see for everyone else. Refusal to face reality, regardless of the facts. Send your lawyers into the fray, and while you’re at it, go ahead and try suing COVID as well.

#CrankyCocktails
JOKE DEPT.
Madhattan, Snidecar, Champagne In The Ass, and more #CrankyCocktails on this week’s trending joke game!

Cartoons by
PAUL LANDER and DAN MCCONNELL, IVAN EHLERS, and TOM CHITTY