Weekly Humorist Magazine: Issue 125 (PDF)

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Issue 125


What Your Animal Tattoo Says About You
by LAURA LEELUN
Lion (male): Your masculinity is toxic. Lion (female): You’re forced to carry the emotional labor for your entire family. Scar from The Lion King: You are murderously jealous of your older, more successful brother.

Popular Scented Candles of 2020
by JOSH LORENZO
Face Mask: Revolutionary technology that uniquely captures the fragrance of your own breath.

Ads For Products You Never Wanted
by AMY CURRUL and JUSTIN CANNON
Winner's Rubix Cube: Did you like fidget spinners? Do you want to feel smart without doing any work to get there? Soothe your ego with a Winner's Rubix Cube.

Trump Turkey Pardon
by KIT LIVELY
We just need a signature here, here and here....everything will be taken care of, and then the turkey and his family will be in no way held liable for any crimes past or present.

Despite the CDC’s Warnings, I, Hannibal Lecter, Expect to See You at my Thanksgiving Dinner
by NICK DIMASO
You will have to wear a mask. Diseased meats taste worse. And we don’t want the pigs to taste badly.

#FoodAMusical
JOKE DEPT.
Brittle Shop of Horrors, Fry Fry Birdie, Pies & Dolls, and more #FoodAMusical on this week's trending joke game!

Cartoons by
DAVID OSTOW & ELLIS ROSEN,
ANDREW DICUS, MICHAEL SHAW,
BOB ECKSTEIN and
TERESA BURNS PARKHURST