Weekly Humorist Magazine: Issue 126

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Weekly Humorist Magazine: Issue 126

How the Mitch Stole Stimulus
by SUSAN SASSI and CASSIE SOLIDAY
Every Blue down in Blue-Ville loved stimulus a lot. But the Mitch who lived in the Senate of Blue Ville did not. The Mitch hated stimulus! The whole Covid season! Maybe because he believes socialism is treason.

5 Places to Find Your Hallmark Christmas Husband During a Pandemic
by SARA COSTELLO
An Open-Air Christmas Tree Lot, The Dilapidated Inn You're Fixing Up, The Snowy Grave of Your Husband, and more!

Literary Quotations, Revised to Explain the Very Good Decision to Take a Pandemic RV Trip
by NIKKI CAMPO
Charles Dickens — A Tale of Two Cities “It was the best of times, it was easily the worst of times, it was the age of meager research, it was the age of what else is there to do though

Santa’s Secrets
by KIT LIVELY
Accidentally stepped on your cat a few years ago, but brought it back using Christmas Magic; that's why its been acting like the cat from Pet Semetary recently.

The Love Song of J. Electoral College Prufrock
by GARY M. ALMETER
No! I am not the magical elixir; / Am neither a remedy nor fixer / I’m not suited for this nation in this day and age, / When people in states red and blue must be more engaged...

Bill Lumbergh Leads a Zoom Meeting
by WILLIAM VAILLANCOURT
Now, about Slack. It seems there have been some problems lately when it comes to people not responding to messages – how should I say this – quickly. I’ve talked with Bob and Bob about this...

#ColdABand
JOKE DEPT.
Electric Blanket Orchestra, The Brrrrryrds, Hall & Coats, and more #ColdABand on this week's trending joke game!

Cartoons by
ALI SOLOMON, TYSON COLE, MICHAEL SHAW, PETER KUPER, AND DAVE WHAMOND