Weekly Humorist Magazine: Issue 210

CONTENTS
Issue 210

Straight Guys: Love 3-in-1 Shampoo, Conditioner & Body Wash? Meet Your New Must-Haves
by ELLEN HARROLD
5-in-1 Scented Spray: Cologne, Air Freshener, Deodorant, Detergent & Breath Spray. When it comes to strong, masculine scents, here is the truth most people won’t tell you: more is more.

No, I Don’t Have A Gambling Problem And Here’s My Bank Statement From My Family Trip To The Carnival To Prove It
by ROBERT CRISS
Milk bottle game: –$3 Milk bottle game: –$3 Milk bottle game: –$3 Attempt to pay off the carnival game worker: –$25

Thrilling Thanksgiving Thrillers!!!
by KIT LIVELY
Gone Gravy Gone, The Fat & The Furious, The Hunt For Red Wine In November, and more!

The Forbes 10 Under 10
by ADAM DIETZ
Donning sunglasses with blue flames and traveling at speeds upwards of 5 MPH, Matthew “Matty” James has quickly become one of the most influential four year olds in town.

Top Reasons Cited For Not Showing Up To The January 6th Committee
by ROB KUTNER
Time Off For Gouda Behavior, Adding A Splash Of Fall Medley To Your Gang's Colors, and more in this issue of Bartha Steward Shiving

#VegARomCom
by WEEKLY HUMORIST HASHTAG GAMES
Three Men and a Baby Artichoke, When Harry Met Salad, The Princess Chive, and more #VegARomCom on this week's trending joke game!

Cartoons by
Jeffrey Curnow, Peter Kuper, Dan Misdea.