Weekly Humorist Magazine: Issue 224

CONTENTS
Issue 224

Upcoming Family Interventions
by BOB ECKSTEIN
Uncle Frank: We’ve survived three Trump Thanksgivings. What we cannot stand for is you now finding God. Location: If you get vaccinated, your favorite restaurant.

Columbo Makes His Wife a Smoothie
by NOLAN YARD
Now, mid-blend something dawns on me. I notice an odd ratio between frozen fruit and juice. Could it be that I’ve mixed them up? I can see by your nodding that you know me all too well. Instead of 2 cups of fruit to 1 cup of juice, I flipped it. So essentially, instead of a smoothie, I’m making you a more refined juice! Columbo, you klutz.

Devin Nunes Addresses Beta Tester Feedback Amid Soft Launch Of Trump’s New Social Media Platform
by MADELINE GOETZ and MCKAYLEY GOURLEY
All types of discourse are allowed and encouraged on our app – conspiracy theories, racism, death threats – anything that might get you banned on other sites, we welcome on Truth Social. This is a safe space for the incitement of violence and promotion of hate.

Wow, I Thought I Was Having A Psychotic Episode But It Was Just That Weird Suction Noise My Water Bottle Makes
by ROBERT CRISS
And, yes, my overactive imagination probably had something to do with it too. You know me, always getting carried away!

Cap’n Crunch’s Most Irritating Pet Peeves
by KIT LIVELY
Social media bullying from those horrible Honeycomb Kids. No one ever takes him seriously when he asks them to walk the plank. And more!

#VulgarVideoGames
by WEEKLY HUMORIST HASHTAG GAMES
Mario Fart, Foreplay Station, World Of Warmshaft, and more very immature #VulgarVideosGames on this week's trending joke game!

Cartoons by
Lynn Hsu, T.J. Mahaffey, Thomas Wykes