Weekly Humorist Magazine: Issue 291

CONTENTS
Issue 291

If You Want To Make It As A Mime, You Need A Brass Pair of Balls
by CONNOR ADAMS
I know that if I don’t go out there and exaggerate every facial expression in a comical manner, the fabric of society falls apart.

Boston Sports Fan Pain Chart
by BOB ECKSTEIN
Bean Town or Mean Town? Tough place to be a fan.

Corporate Statement Templates For This Pride Month
by CONNOR RELYEA
Pride Parade Float Is Set On Fire: We here at [cabal of billionaires/actual power behind the government] are [saddened/overjoyed] to hear about the [tragic/wonderful] events that took place at the recent Pride parade.

Survival Guide For Being Shipwrecked In An Episodic TV Series
by JUSTIN AVERY SMITH
Your sandy beaches and shanty town made from your wreckage will remain as picturesque as ever. You actually have it better than your friends back home!

Ding Dong, The Bigot Is Dead
by AMY CURRUL
DOROTHY: Okay, well, normally I would feel terrible about this, my house landing on someone and all. But it sounds like he was a bad person right? So him dying is a good thing? GAY-LINDA: It’s a great thing! It’s a Pride miracle!

2023 Spelling Bee Word or Weight Loss Pill
by PAUL LANDER
Xentermine, Probouleutic, OxiPHEX, and more!

#PsychoSandwiches
by WEEKLY HUMORIST HASHTAG GAMES
Crazed ham and cheese, French Dippy, BBQanon Sandwich, and more #PsychoSandwiches on this week's trending joke game!

Cartoons by
Lars Kenseth, Michael Litwak, Peter Kuper