Weekly Humorist Magazine: Issue 315
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Issue 315
Lesser Known Bodies of Everest
by THOMAS WYKES
Tired of seeing all those normal frozen hikers? See what Everest doesn't want you to see!
It’s Me, Macy’s Ronald McDonald Balloon, Afloat Yet Adrift
by JEREMY HOOPER
I look toward the Empire State Building and wonder if I should just puncture myself on its spire. Put myself out of my misery.
Updated Rules For The Turkey Trot T-Shirt Design Contest
by JOE SCHIAPPA
T-shirts can not have designs predicting the winner, odds of a runner winning, and what local bar is holding bets on which runner will win.
QAnom nom nom- A Handy Guide On How To Celebrate Thanksgiving While Also Maintaining Your Favorite Batshit Crazy Cult Member Beliefs
by KIT LIVELY
Be sure to eat lots and lots and LOTS of sweet potatoes. If you eat enough, you may possibly eventually gain a healthy orange glow, similar to our esteemed leader!
Thanksgiving Internationale By Chef Louis
by DAN FIORELLA
You would think it would be hard to top that. Yet, we have! For desert, the cranberry flambe! Oui. It gives you a real reason to be thankful, no?
#CelebASide
by WEEKLY HUMORIST HASHTAG GAMES
Kurt Brussels, Bernie Mac and Cheese, Angelina Roll-ie, and more #CelebASide on this week's trending joke game!
Cartoons by
Zack Rhodes, Lance Risseeuw, Paul Lander and Dan McConnell.
Issue 315
Lesser Known Bodies of Everest
by THOMAS WYKES
Tired of seeing all those normal frozen hikers? See what Everest doesn't want you to see!
It’s Me, Macy’s Ronald McDonald Balloon, Afloat Yet Adrift
by JEREMY HOOPER
I look toward the Empire State Building and wonder if I should just puncture myself on its spire. Put myself out of my misery.
Updated Rules For The Turkey Trot T-Shirt Design Contest
by JOE SCHIAPPA
T-shirts can not have designs predicting the winner, odds of a runner winning, and what local bar is holding bets on which runner will win.
QAnom nom nom- A Handy Guide On How To Celebrate Thanksgiving While Also Maintaining Your Favorite Batshit Crazy Cult Member Beliefs
by KIT LIVELY
Be sure to eat lots and lots and LOTS of sweet potatoes. If you eat enough, you may possibly eventually gain a healthy orange glow, similar to our esteemed leader!
Thanksgiving Internationale By Chef Louis
by DAN FIORELLA
You would think it would be hard to top that. Yet, we have! For desert, the cranberry flambe! Oui. It gives you a real reason to be thankful, no?
#CelebASide
by WEEKLY HUMORIST HASHTAG GAMES
Kurt Brussels, Bernie Mac and Cheese, Angelina Roll-ie, and more #CelebASide on this week's trending joke game!
Cartoons by
Zack Rhodes, Lance Risseeuw, Paul Lander and Dan McConnell.