Weekly Humorist Magazine: Issue 316
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Issue 316
Why George Santos Doesn’t Mind Being Expelled From Congress
by JOHN ZAKOUR
He’s now free to become King of England, a job that pays better and works less than a congressman. He really doesn’t lie enough to be a politician. And more!
Simple Airbnb Check-Out Instructions From Your Host
by ELLEN HARROLD
If you would like to request a later check-out time, feel free to message us at least 24 hours before check-out, though it looks like we are already within that window, so nevermind.
Rejoice Mortals! We the Gods of Olympus Have Agreed on a New Code of Ethics to Hold Ourselves Accountable
by XU MASON
So when Zeus throws a thunderbolt or Athena hurls the island of Sicily, be gladdened in knowing your divine smiting is 100% impartial.
As a Woman, I’ll Be the First to Apologize for Apologizing So Much s
by JESSICA BERTA
All the studies say the same thing: Women apologize more than men. Women apologize when there’s no reason to. Women apologize for breathing.
GAG A MAGA! Down N’ Dirty Details Of The Most Recent Trump Gag Order
by KIT LIVELY
No more mentions of a "witch hunt", as many Trump followers believe in actual witches, and the continued repetition of the phrase really frightens them.
Why Is Everyone Talking About (The Movie) A.I. Artificial Intelligence?
by ADAM DIETZ
If you’re worried about a Jude Law movie taking your job, then I feel bad for you. .
#HarmfulHolidayMovies
by WEEKLY HUMORIST HASHTAG GAMES
Hellf, Whack Frost, Blight Christmas, and more #HarmfulHolidayMovies on this week's trending joke game!
Cartoons by
Mat Barton and Adam Cooper, Bill Thomas, Michael Litwak.
Issue 316
Why George Santos Doesn’t Mind Being Expelled From Congress
by JOHN ZAKOUR
He’s now free to become King of England, a job that pays better and works less than a congressman. He really doesn’t lie enough to be a politician. And more!
Simple Airbnb Check-Out Instructions From Your Host
by ELLEN HARROLD
If you would like to request a later check-out time, feel free to message us at least 24 hours before check-out, though it looks like we are already within that window, so nevermind.
Rejoice Mortals! We the Gods of Olympus Have Agreed on a New Code of Ethics to Hold Ourselves Accountable
by XU MASON
So when Zeus throws a thunderbolt or Athena hurls the island of Sicily, be gladdened in knowing your divine smiting is 100% impartial.
As a Woman, I’ll Be the First to Apologize for Apologizing So Much s
by JESSICA BERTA
All the studies say the same thing: Women apologize more than men. Women apologize when there’s no reason to. Women apologize for breathing.
GAG A MAGA! Down N’ Dirty Details Of The Most Recent Trump Gag Order
by KIT LIVELY
No more mentions of a "witch hunt", as many Trump followers believe in actual witches, and the continued repetition of the phrase really frightens them.
Why Is Everyone Talking About (The Movie) A.I. Artificial Intelligence?
by ADAM DIETZ
If you’re worried about a Jude Law movie taking your job, then I feel bad for you. .
#HarmfulHolidayMovies
by WEEKLY HUMORIST HASHTAG GAMES
Hellf, Whack Frost, Blight Christmas, and more #HarmfulHolidayMovies on this week's trending joke game!
Cartoons by
Mat Barton and Adam Cooper, Bill Thomas, Michael Litwak.