Weekly Humorist Magazine: Issue 320
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Issue 320
Top Ten Top Ten Numbers of 2023
by PAUL LANDER
Our yearly countdown of the years best numbers. You won't believe number 1!
New Year’s Resolutions Of Artificial Intelligence
by KIT LIVELY
Use advanced algorithms in order to correctly determine who in fact is The Masked Singer. And more!
Other Stuff Atlas Held Up On His Shoulders
by LEE BLEVINS
Microphone Stand: His Karaoke rendition of “Under Pressure” was showstopping...
The Backstory Cookbook: For Those Who Actually Prefer the Long Story About Why Food Is Essential Instead of Actual Recipes
by WALT MAGUIRE
Midnight Snack: 14 slices bread, preferably stale white, 1 cup Miracle Whip, 15 slices Oscar Mayer bologna, 8 slices American cheese - While the bread is toasting, go into a reverie about how you lost your one chance for love and now pass each day, each night alone, until one day everyone who would remember you is dead.
Where’s Melania?
by J.K. RADOMSKI
Oh no! It seems Melania Trump was absent from the festivities at Mar-A-Lago and the Trump family photo this weekend. This is fueling tons of speculation about her whereabouts and why she wasn't at the party with her fam. Or was she? Can you find Melania in this holiday scene?
College Football Coach Explains at Postgame Press Conference Why He Had Charlie Brown Kick Potential Game-Winning Field Goal
by ANDY SCHOCKET
Reporter: Charlie Brown landed pretty hard. How is he, physically? Coach: CB’s tougher than an under-cooked truck-stop chicken-fried steak.
#DrearyHolidayDrinks
by WEEKLY HUMORIST HASHTAG GAMES
Dulled Wine, Peach Blahllini, Hot Buttered Glum, and more #DrearyHolidayDrinks on this week's trending joke game!
Cartoons by
Drew Panckeri, Phil Johnson, Bill Thomas.
Issue 320
Top Ten Top Ten Numbers of 2023
by PAUL LANDER
Our yearly countdown of the years best numbers. You won't believe number 1!
New Year’s Resolutions Of Artificial Intelligence
by KIT LIVELY
Use advanced algorithms in order to correctly determine who in fact is The Masked Singer. And more!
Other Stuff Atlas Held Up On His Shoulders
by LEE BLEVINS
Microphone Stand: His Karaoke rendition of “Under Pressure” was showstopping...
The Backstory Cookbook: For Those Who Actually Prefer the Long Story About Why Food Is Essential Instead of Actual Recipes
by WALT MAGUIRE
Midnight Snack: 14 slices bread, preferably stale white, 1 cup Miracle Whip, 15 slices Oscar Mayer bologna, 8 slices American cheese - While the bread is toasting, go into a reverie about how you lost your one chance for love and now pass each day, each night alone, until one day everyone who would remember you is dead.
Where’s Melania?
by J.K. RADOMSKI
Oh no! It seems Melania Trump was absent from the festivities at Mar-A-Lago and the Trump family photo this weekend. This is fueling tons of speculation about her whereabouts and why she wasn't at the party with her fam. Or was she? Can you find Melania in this holiday scene?
College Football Coach Explains at Postgame Press Conference Why He Had Charlie Brown Kick Potential Game-Winning Field Goal
by ANDY SCHOCKET
Reporter: Charlie Brown landed pretty hard. How is he, physically? Coach: CB’s tougher than an under-cooked truck-stop chicken-fried steak.
#DrearyHolidayDrinks
by WEEKLY HUMORIST HASHTAG GAMES
Dulled Wine, Peach Blahllini, Hot Buttered Glum, and more #DrearyHolidayDrinks on this week's trending joke game!
Cartoons by
Drew Panckeri, Phil Johnson, Bill Thomas.